Thursday, May 19, 2005

Revenge of the NeoCons

Listening to The Radio Factor this afternoon, Bill O'Reilly mentioned that conservative commentator and movie critic, Michael Medved, is convinced that Revenge of the Sith has a liberal slant to it. I guess Medved thinks that Palpatine is a symbol for George W. Bush.

Well, I just watched the thing, and I can see one or two things that a knee-jerk conservative might interpret as an attack on the president. There are a couple one-liners that sound like something Michael Moore might use in a movie, but there is no obvious reason to think that this is directed at the Bush administration. Anakin says if Obiwan isn't with him, he is the enemy, which echoes what Bush said about being with us or with the terrorists. If Anakin is a metaphor for Dubya, this is the most straightforward example. However, there's over two hours of other stuff that isn't pointing to any liberal agenda that I think Medved ignored.

I don't want to give too much away, but you could actually come away with an opposite interpretation as well. It's all about your own perception. Emperor Palpatine talks about the lies of the Jedi, and justifies his studies of the Dark Side with the notion that you have to study both sides to fully understand the truth. The Michael Moore wing of the DFL talk a lot about the lies of the U.S. Government, and suggest people should look at things from the terrorists' (or in their words, the "Minutemen's") point of view. In my opinion, it's just as much of a stretch to interpret the movie as pro-Bush or anti-Bush. If you can't accept Star Wars as simple escapism, according to a caller on The Radio Factor, Lucas has said himself that every line in the series could be something said by any politician in history.

Ok, let's say it's not a stretch. Let's forget about the fact that this particular installment was in production over the last 3-4 years (while the Iraq war was going on), or that the script was written prior to any filming (they usually try to finish a script before they shoot it.. usually), or that the idea for the plotline was already conceived before the original was released in 1977. If it is a political statement, that means George Lucas is clairvoyant, and he predicted the war in Iraq... or it could mean Michael Medved is just a kook.

(Also take note that Medved is the guy who stirred up the euthenasia controversy when Million Dollar Baby was in theaters.)

P.S. First post in a long while. I'd like to say Congratulations to Sean Hannity for completing his humanities doctorate, even though he pissed me off royally with the Terri Schiavo debacle. In case you didn't know, this blog's namesake is from something Bill Moyer said referring to Hannity. "Barnstorming freakshow of political pornography." Anyway, I hope to start posting again at least once a week.

Edit: I forgot to mention that I'm agreeing with Bill O'Reilly, here. He didn't perceive any liberal undertones either.

Friday, April 01, 2005

Finally

Don't get me wrong. I'm not happy that Terri Schiavo is dead. The whole situation made me extremely irritated, because every party involved annoyed the crap out of me with what they were doing. Especially the media. But right now, all I'm going to say is, "wait for it..."

Wednesday, March 30, 2005

Frustration

See how insane this Terri Schiavo thing is? The only blogger I really read anymore, Lee on Right Thinking from the Left Coast, quit. (Except he restarted after the fans showed their support). I'm just... I don't know. I'm not going to blog again until Terri Schiavo either dies or has her feeding tube permanently reconnected.

Sunday, March 27, 2005

Erring on the Side of Sanity

Just an update, for whoever may be reading... There will not, repeat, WILL NOT be another post until Terri Schiavo kicks the bucket. This isn't me holding my blog hostage or something. I'm just sick of hearing about it. This is the reason I wasn't posting before and it just seemed to get worse, and I'm finally writing down why. I wasn't posting before because all I was hearing from the radio shows was tabloid filler. I'm sick of hearing about Ward Churchill. I'm sick of hearing about Michael Jackson. And now I'm sick of hearing about Terri Fricking Schiavo. None of these people are important to the progress of the world. In recent memory, I don't recall of any day that Iraq was not the headline. This Schiavo BS comes along and now that's the big story. Monday... Terri Schiavo isn't dead yet. Tuesday... Terri Schiavo isn't dead yet. Wednesday... Terri Schiavo isn't dead yet. You get the picture.

But now, as I write, and I really think about the fact that Iraq isn't front-page news for the time being. Ever notice how good things started happening in Iraq and the region over the last few months? Hmmmmm...

Monday, March 07, 2005

Apologies

I haven't posted at all since Valentine's Day. There hasn't been much of anything that I've felt compelled to post about, except for the reason why I haven't felt like posting itself. I'm going to put off writing it for at least one more day because I'm a bit tired and I work tomorrow. So, again, I apologize to whoever might be reading my blog. I still plan to keep this going, I just haven't been in the mood. Oh, and the Blogger system that I use here has added the option to allow people who don't have their own blog in their system to make comments, so after I post this, I will be off to change that setting and let people post to their heart's content. I just kindly ask that people don't post anonymously, as it's rather cowardly. I'm usually up for discussion (if I'm here). Hopefully, spammers won't find my site. *gulp*

Tuesday, February 15, 2005

Get a (Pro?) Life

Ok, posting's been light--... Ok, postings been anorexic. The last Friday in January brought a new employee to Weber & Judd. The new employee needed to ride with me to learn the route I drive every night. The new employee doesn't like to listen to AM radio. So, I didn't listen to much of it for about a week. What I did hear, I didn't feel like commenting on. But today was my first day filling in for another driver, so I worked 9-7.

I got to listen to The Radio Factor again, and I heard Garage Logic and Sean Hannity largely unimpeded (because the entire route is in-town). As I've said before, I don't always agree with Bill O'Reilly or Sean Hannity. When I finished work at 7, I was listening to Hannity on the way home, and my knickers found themselves to be knotted.

Hannity brought up Chris Rock and some recent remarks he made regarding abortion. Apparently, he said, "Abortion, it's beautiful, it's beautiful abortion is legal. I love going to an abortion rally to pick up women, cause you know they are f**king." Hannity was admonishing Rock about the comment, mainly focusing on the first half of the quote. What he isn't seeing about the statement is that Rock is calling those women sluts in so many words.

Yeah, Chris Rock does perpetuate some ideas about 'crackers,' and a clip of his was used in Bowling for Columbine, but if you really listen to the overall message of a lot of his stand-up, he's rather conservative. (Incidentally, the clip Michael Moore used in Bowling was actually the only joke in the bit that made Chris Rock sound like he was for gun control.) My friends know what I don't like about the Democrats, but this is a prime example of what I don't like about the Republicans. Radical pro-lifers' think that if you use the word "abortion" and you don't pair it with terminology like "murder" or "barbaric" then it can mean nothing other than that you are a hard-line pro-choice fiend. Get a grip guys.

This gives me an opportunity to mention a cute little quip I made the other day. I pass Planned Parenthood whenever I drive between Weber & Judd's main office and the store at Hy-Vee Barlow's. Occasionally--maybe once a month--there are protestors on the boulevard across the parking lot. I abhor protestors, regardless of the issue, and one individual had a sign that read: "Life begins at conception." Upon reading the sign, I thought to myself, "so what's your excuse?" I don't care if you're protesting abortion, the war in Iraq, or the treatment of elephants at the circus (all of which I've seen protestors for right here in Rochester.), get a f**king life.

Update: If you've been following the news, you will have noticed that the pro-Syrian government of Lebanon has stepped down and given control back to the people. I think it's great, but to my dismay, with all the protestors in Lebanon that wanted control of their own government, it might just make the idiots with signs here think that they'll make a difference. We can only hope they'll pass over that page of the paper.

Thursday, February 10, 2005

Stupid stupid stupid

So I was inclined to send Bill O'Reilly an e-mail last night, because I thought it might be funny to put "Is that pithy enough?" at the end of it. If you watch The Factor, he always says to keep e-mails "pithy." Anyway, I decided to just skip it, but tonight, Bill read someone's e-mail that ended with "Pithy enough?" I hate that.